Two and a Half Men: Afleveringen

Seizoen 12
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
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1 | The Ol' Mexican Spinach | 30-10-2014 |
2 | A Chic Bar in Ibiza | 06-11-2014 |
3 | Glamping in a Yurt | 13-11-2014 |
4 | Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight | 20-11-2014 |
5 | Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. | 27-11-2014 |
6 | Alan Shot a Little Girl | 04-12-2014 |
7 | Sex with an Animated Ed Asner | 11-12-2014 |
8 | Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey | 18-12-2014 |
9 | Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey | 08-01-2015 |
10 | Here I Come, Pants! | 15-01-2015 |
11 | For Whom the Booty Calls | 22-01-2015 |
12 | A Beer-Battered Rip-Off | 29-01-2015 |
13 | Boompa Loved His Hookers | 05-02-2015 |
14 | Don't Give a Monkey a Gun | 12-02-2015 |
15 | Of Course He's Dead - Part One | 19-02-2015 |
16 | Of Course He's Dead - Part Two | 19-02-2015 |
Seizoen 11
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
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1 | Nangnangnangnang | 26-09-2013 |
2 | I Think I Banged Lucille Ball | 03-10-2013 |
3 | This Unblessed Biscuit | 10-10-2013 |
4 | Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank | 17-10-2013 |
5 | Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 | 24-10-2013 |
6 | Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants | 07-11-2013 |
7 | Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie | 14-11-2013 |
8 | Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. | 21-11-2013 |
9 | Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer | 05-12-2013 |
10 | On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! | 12-12-2013 |
11 | Tazed in the Lady Nuts | 02-01-2014 |
12 | Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. | 09-01-2014 |
13 | Bite Me, Supreme Court | 30-01-2014 |
14 | Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe | 06-02-2014 |
15 | Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin | 27-02-2014 |
16 | How to Get Rid of Alan Harper | 06-03-2014 |
17 | Welcome Home, Jake | 13-03-2014 |
18 | West Side Story | 03-04-2014 |
19 | Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang | 10-04-2014 |
20 | Lotta Delis in Little Armenia | 24-04-2014 |
21 | Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot | 01-05-2014 |
22 | Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead | 08-05-2014 |
Seizoen 10
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
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1 | I Changed My Mind About the Milk | 27-09-2012 |
2 | A Big Bag of Dog | 04-10-2012 |
3 | Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt | 11-10-2012 |
4 | You Do Know What the Lollipop's For | 18-10-2012 |
5 | That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam | 25-10-2012 |
6 | Ferrets, Attack! | 01-11-2012 |
7 | Avoid the Chinese Mustard | 08-11-2012 |
8 | Something My Gynecologist Said | 15-11-2012 |
9 | I Scream When I Pee | 29-11-2012 |
10 | One Nut Johnson | 06-12-2012 |
11 | Give Santa a Tail-Hole | 13-12-2012 |
12 | Welcome to Alancrest | 03-01-2013 |
13 | Grab a Feather and Get in Line | 10-01-2013 |
14 | Run, Steven Staven! Run! | 31-01-2013 |
15 | Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It | 07-02-2013 |
16 | Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby | 14-02-2013 |
17 | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | 21-02-2013 |
18 | The 9:04 from Pemberton | 07-03-2013 |
19 | Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon | 14-03-2013 |
20 | Bazinga! That's from a TV Show | 04-04-2013 |
21 | Another Night with Neil Diamond | 25-04-2013 |
22 | My Bodacious Vidalia | 02-05-2013 |
23 | Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped | 09-05-2013 |
Seizoen 9
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
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1 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt | 19-09-2011 |
2 | People Who Love Peepholes | 26-09-2011 |
3 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food | 03-10-2011 |
4 | Nine Magic Fingers | 10-10-2011 |
5 | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro | 17-10-2011 |
6 | The Squat and the Hover | 24-10-2011 |
7 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets | 31-10-2011 |
8 | Thank You for the Intercourse | 07-11-2011 |
9 | Frodo's Headshots | 14-11-2011 |
10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes | 21-11-2011 |
11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip | 05-12-2011 |
12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! | 12-12-2011 |
13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion | 02-01-2012 |
14 | A Possum on Chemo | 16-01-2012 |
15 | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack | 06-02-2012 |
16 | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy | 13-02-2012 |
17 | Not in My Mouth! | 20-02-2012 |
18 | The War Against Gingivitis | 27-02-2012 |
19 | Palmdale, Ech | 19-03-2012 |
20 | Grandma's Pie | 09-04-2012 |
21 | Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' | 16-04-2012 |
22 | Why We Gave Up Women | 30-04-2012 |
23 | The Straw in My Donut Hole | 07-05-2012 |
24 | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! | 14-05-2012 |
Seizoen 8
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
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1 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | 20-09-2010 |
2 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | 27-09-2010 |
3 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus | 04-10-2010 |
4 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | 11-10-2010 |
5 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | 18-10-2010 |
6 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger | 25-10-2010 |
7 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette | 01-11-2010 |
8 | Springtime on a Stick | 08-11-2010 |
9 | A Good Time in Central Africa | 15-11-2010 |
10 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | 22-11-2010 |
11 | Dead from the Waist Down | 06-12-2010 |
12 | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | 13-12-2010 |
13 | Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup | 03-01-2011 |
14 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs | 17-01-2011 |
15 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | 07-02-2011 |
16 | That Darn Priest | 14-02-2011 |
Seizoen 7
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
---|---|---|
1 | 818-jklpuzo | 21-09-2009 |
2 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | 28-09-2009 |
3 | Mmm, Fish. Yum. | 05-10-2009 |
4 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | 12-10-2009 |
5 | For the Sake of the Child | 19-10-2009 |
6 | Give Me Your Thumb | 02-11-2009 |
7 | Untainted by Filth | 09-11-2009 |
8 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | 16-11-2009 |
9 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | 23-11-2009 |
10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room | 07-12-2009 |
11 | Warning, It's Dirty | 14-12-2009 |
12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | 11-01-2010 |
13 | Yay, No Polyps! | 18-01-2010 |
14 | Crude and Uncalled For | 01-02-2010 |
15 | Aye, Aye, Captain | 08-02-2010 |
16 | Tinkle Like a Princess | 01-03-2010 |
17 | I Found Your Moustache | 08-03-2010 |
18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | 22-03-2010 |
19 | Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave | 12-04-2010 |
20 | I Called Him Magoo | 10-05-2010 |
21 | Gumby with a Pokey | 17-05-2010 |
22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well | 24-05-2010 |
Seizoen 6
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
---|---|---|
1 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | 22-09-2008 |
2 | Pie Hole, Herb | 29-09-2008 |
3 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | 06-10-2008 |
4 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | 13-10-2008 |
5 | A Jock Strap in Hell | 20-10-2008 |
6 | It's Always Nazi Week | 03-11-2008 |
7 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | 10-11-2008 |
8 | Pinocchio's Mouth | 17-11-2008 |
9 | The Mooch at the Boo | 24-11-2008 |
10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | 08-12-2008 |
11 | The Devil's Lube | 15-12-2008 |
12 | Thank God for Scoliosis | 12-01-2009 |
13 | I Think You Offended Don | 19-01-2009 |
14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | 02-02-2009 |
15 | I'd Like to Start with the Cat | 09-02-2009 |
16 | She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime | 02-03-2009 |
17 | The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? | 09-03-2009 |
18 | My Son's Enormous Head | 16-03-2009 |
19 | The Two Finger Rule | 30-03-2009 |
20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau | 13-04-2009 |
21 | Above Exalted Cyclops | 27-04-2009 |
22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | 04-05-2009 |
23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | 11-05-2009 |
24 | Baseball with Better Steroids | 18-05-2009 |
Seizoen 5
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
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1 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | 24-09-2007 |
2 | Media Room Slash Dungeon | 01-10-2007 |
3 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | 08-10-2007 |
4 | City of Great Racks | 15-10-2007 |
5 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | 22-10-2007 |
6 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | 29-10-2007 |
7 | Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room | 05-11-2007 |
8 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | 12-11-2007 |
9 | Tight's Good | 19-11-2007 |
10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia | 26-11-2007 |
11 | Meander to Your Dander | 17-03-2008 |
12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | 24-03-2008 |
13 | The Soil Is Moist | 31-03-2008 |
14 | Winky-Dink Time | 14-04-2008 |
15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction | 21-04-2008 |
16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | 28-04-2008 |
17 | Fish in a Drawer | 05-05-2008 |
18 | If My Hole Could Talk | 12-05-2008 |
19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper | 19-05-2008 |
Seizoen 4
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
---|---|---|
1 | Working for Caligula | 18-09-2006 |
2 | Who's Vod Kanockers? | 25-09-2006 |
3 | The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress | 02-10-2006 |
4 | A Pot Smoking Monkey | 09-10-2006 |
5 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | 16-10-2006 |
6 | Apologies for the Frivolity | 23-10-2006 |
7 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | 06-11-2006 |
8 | Release the Dogs | 13-11-2006 |
9 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | 20-11-2006 |
10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln | 27-11-2006 |
11 | Walnuts and Demerol | 11-12-2006 |
12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana | 08-01-2007 |
13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | 22-01-2007 |
14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | 05-02-2007 |
15 | My Damn Stalker | 12-02-2007 |
16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too | 19-02-2007 |
17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie | 26-02-2007 |
18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville | 19-03-2007 |
19 | Smooth As a Ken Doll | 09-04-2007 |
20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot | 16-04-2007 |
21 | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous | 23-04-2007 |
22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | 30-04-2007 |
23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | 07-05-2007 |
24 | Prostitutes and Gelato | 14-05-2007 |
Seizoen 3
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
---|---|---|
1 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | 19-09-2005 |
2 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | 26-09-2005 |
3 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | 03-10-2005 |
4 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | 10-10-2005 |
5 | We Called It Mr. Pinky | 17-10-2005 |
6 | Hi, Mr. Horned One | 24-10-2005 |
7 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | 07-11-2005 |
8 | That Voodoo That I Do Do | 14-11-2005 |
9 | Madame and Her Special Friend | 21-11-2005 |
10 | Something Salted and Twisted | 28-11-2005 |
11 | Santa's Village of the Damned | 19-12-2005 |
12 | That Special Tug | 09-01-2006 |
13 | Humiliation Is a Visual Medium | 23-01-2006 |
14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | 06-02-2006 |
15 | My Tongue Is Meat | 27-02-2006 |
16 | Ergo, the Booty Call | 06-03-2006 |
17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | 13-03-2006 |
18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | 20-03-2006 |
19 | Golly Moses, She's a Muffin | 10-04-2006 |
20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | 24-04-2006 |
21 | And the Plot Moistens | 01-05-2006 |
22 | Just Once with Aunt Sophie | 08-05-2006 |
23 | Arguments for the Quickie | 15-05-2006 |
24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | 22-05-2006 |
Seizoen 2
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
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1 | Back Off, Mary Poppins | 20-09-2004 |
2 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | 27-09-2004 |
3 | A Bag Full of Jawea | 04-10-2004 |
4 | Go Get Mommy's Bra | 11-10-2004 |
5 | Bad News from the Clinic? | 18-10-2004 |
6 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | 25-10-2004 |
7 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | 08-11-2004 |
8 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | 15-11-2004 |
9 | Yes, Monsignor | 22-11-2004 |
10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater | 29-11-2004 |
11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | 13-12-2004 |
12 | A Lung Full of Alan | 03-01-2005 |
13 | Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow | 17-01-2005 |
14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts | 31-01-2005 |
15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand | 07-02-2005 |
16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? | 14-02-2005 |
17 | Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! | 21-02-2005 |
18 | It was 'Mame,' Mom | 07-03-2005 |
19 | A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise | 21-03-2005 |
20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | 18-04-2005 |
21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | 02-05-2005 |
22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | 09-05-2005 |
23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | 16-05-2005 |
24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? | 23-05-2005 |
Seizoen 1
# | Naam van de aflevering | |
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0 | Aflevering 0 | 02-06-2006 |
1 | Pilot | 22-09-2003 |
2 | Big Flappy Bastards | 29-09-2003 |
3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | 06-10-2003 |
4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap | 13-10-2003 |
5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump | 20-10-2003 |
6 | Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | 27-10-2003 |
7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | 03-11-2003 |
8 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | 10-11-2003 |
9 | Phase One, Complete | 17-11-2003 |
10 | Merry Thanksgiving | 24-11-2003 |
11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | 15-12-2003 |
12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones | 05-01-2004 |
13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan | 12-01-2004 |
14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | 02-02-2004 |
15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) | 09-02-2004 |
16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) | 16-02-2004 |
17 | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats | 23-02-2004 |
18 | An Old Flame with a New Wick | 01-03-2004 |
19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | 22-03-2004 |
20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | 19-04-2004 |
21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | 03-05-2004 |
22 | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet | 10-05-2004 |
23 | Just Like Buffalo | 17-05-2004 |
24 | Can You Feel My Finger? | 24-05-2004 |